Our trusty Athletics Director has been praised by the academic administration for his diligent efforts to bilk the alumni for millions of dollars to build great facilities for its athletics programs (including football stadium renovations, an updated baseball field, a new softball field, and probably new shoes for himself). This undeniable truth leaves State fans quite weary of Lee's motivations when compared with the win-loss records of the teams he has "build" (or at least, held candles to). Either way, I believe there is something motivating Lee beyond athletic success. I think, he wants to make a bid to become President of the United States of America. I know this sounds crazy, but read me out (or hear me out, if you read aloud).
1) Lee is old. Prior to Barack Obama, most of our presidents averaged 50 years of age. In fact, Bill Clinton was freeze-dried during his last term as Arkansas governor to enhance his youthful appearance. Being of age, Lee might need to retire from public scrutiny, and what better way to alleviate stress of the job than by running for federal office.
2) Lee is large. Given his gurth, Lee might want a job where his meals are prepared for him. The White House, I hear, has a kitchen with full staff available for making food. I hear they can bake too.
3) Lee likes to wear suits. I know this might be a bit of a stretch, but Lee is a tie-wearing son-of-a-gun. He also enjoys fishing and listening to water evaporate.
4) Lee is white. I know that our recent election results have placed the first minority male into the White House, but Lee is primed and ready to return the White House to its "white"-ful place in America. Also, instead of a garden, Lee plans to move Lake Gaston to the White House North Lawn.
Given these pieces of "evidence," it is certainly possibly probable that Lee will step down as NC State's Athletics Director and run for the Presidency. One last caveat -- The Green Party needs some "new" blood.
